I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
There are leaves in my underwear?
His nipple licking is glorious
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
