Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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