so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
