Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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