I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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