too bad you live with your parents still
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You've changed since you got that strap on
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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