I want to stick my p in your. b.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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