Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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