update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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