super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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