Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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