Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Pooping to opera.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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