scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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