if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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