.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
