This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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