Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
