I feel like I'm in dance class right now
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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