Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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