Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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