gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You may now shotgun with the bride
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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