I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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