He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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