Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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