"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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