I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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