just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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