i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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