Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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