Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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