i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Of course I have a pirate flag
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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