By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
