thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
