Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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