I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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