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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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