it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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