my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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