where am i from again
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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