Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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