it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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