have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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