David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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