RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
