I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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