The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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