Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You don't make any sense
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