So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
There r osticjed everywhere
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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