Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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