Buhtt sex?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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