What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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