I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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