I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Randomize
