gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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