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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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