Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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