I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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