He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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