He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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